The Happening: Lol WutNormally I don't rant about movies. But this one...well. Here's the rundown.
The missing honey bees have gone and thrown themselves into the nuclear power plants to give themselves hyper evolution powers, which they then proceeded to fly at full speed into trees, disintegrating upon impact and imbuing their hyper evolution powers into the trees, which then developed the neurotoxin that makes people kill themselves, and spread it to all the other plants via the wind, therefore causing mass suicide.
what
In other less weird news that probably matters even less than the movie, spent the last two nights mixing drinks and talking about D&D because I'm a raging nerd like that.
That and I'm sick of seeing the A-kon journal up.
So I found out that apparently, there's going to be a techno/rave thing here in Tulsa next saturday. I was also told that it's being thrown by vampirefreaks.com or some such. o lawd. Now I -have- to go, just so I can roll in there wearing the brightest colors I can find just to piss all the little goth/vampires kids out. I'm also considering strolling in there as Reno, because I have that kind of free time.
Ha ha I need a hobby.
Stumped
Devious Comments
and... Tulsa? O_O iliveinwichitalol<3
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"Have yourself a nice, tall, refreshing glass of DIE!"
Also, I still want to see that movie. xD For that director is made of lulz and WTFery.
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When we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.
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“West was then a small, slender, spectacled youth with delicate features, yellow hair, pale blue eyes, and a soft voice, and it was uncanny to hear him dwelling on the relative merits of Christ Church Cemetery and the Potter's field.”
And omg no wai. <3 That's not far!
and the best thing about terrible movies is that they often don't MEAN to be terrible, which makes it even more amazingly terrible! xD
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"Have yourself a nice, tall, refreshing glass of DIE!"
I would say don't because I just saved you like two hours, but it's worth going to see just to watch everyone kill themselves.
The Happening had some of the worst acting I've ever seen, it was amazing how horrible it was. xD If anything, go watch it for lulz.
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“West was then a small, slender, spectacled youth with delicate features, yellow hair, pale blue eyes, and a soft voice, and it was uncanny to hear him dwelling on the relative merits of Christ Church Cemetery and the Potter's field.”
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